Personalized Irish Plastered Tote Bag. Getting plastered doesn't have to mean getting drunk. Let's get plastered text and an egghead plastering itself with joint compound against a shamrock background is a literal interpretation for this silly phrase and a humorous design for the party hardy and construction workers alike on St Patrick's Day. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.