Personalized Irish Plastered Toddler Dress. Getting plastered doesn't have to mean getting drunk. Let's get plastered text and an egghead plastering itself with joint compound against a shamrock background is a literal interpretation for this silly phrase and a humorous design for the party hardy and construction workers alike on St Patrick's Day. Your little one will be adorable and comfortable in this 100% combed ringspun cotton 1x1 baby rib dress!