Personalized Irish Plastered Men's Tank Top. Getting plastered doesn't have to mean getting drunk. Let's get plastered text and an egghead plastering itself with joint compound against a shamrock background is a literal interpretation for this silly phrase and a humorous design for the party hardy and construction workers alike on St Patrick's Day. Pre-shrunk 100% cotton 6.1 ounce Quarter turned Adult: S, M, L, XL, 2XL