Personalized Irish Plastered Adult Apron. Getting plastered doesn't have to mean getting drunk. Let's get plastered text and an egghead plastering itself with joint compound against a shamrock background is a literal interpretation for this silly phrase and a humorous design for the party hardy and construction workers alike on St Patrick's Day. This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.