Personalized Coolest Accountant Tote Bag. The world's coolest accountant text with a snowman wearing a hat and scarf with dollar signs, holding a calculator and a 1040 on the ground is a humorous accounting design for birthdays, holidays, graduation and income tax time. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.