Personalized CPA Pain Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket. CPA Certified Pain In the Ass. This humorous twist on the phrase certified public accountant is funny design for birthdays, graduation, holidays and tax season. 7.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester. Jersey-lined double-needle hemmed hood. Pouch pockets for all their treasures. Coverstitched shoulders and armholes. Coverstitched rib waistband and cuffs.