Personalized CPA Pain Women's V-Neck T-Shirt. CPA Certified Pain In the Ass Women's V-Neck T-Shirt - Kelly Green. This humorous twist on the phrase Certified Public Accountant is a funny design for birthdays, graduation, holidays and tax season. 5.0 oz., 100% pre-shrunk cotton Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester 1x1 rib collar with mitered v-neck Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Ladies' fit