Personalized CPA Pain Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket. CPA Certified Pain In the Ass Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket - Black. This humorous twist on the phrase Certified Public Accountant is a funny design for birthdays, graduation, holidays and tax season. 7.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester. Jersey-lined double-needle hemmed hood. Pouch pockets for all their treasures. Coverstitched shoulders and armholes. Coverstitched rib waistband and cuffs.